His Clothes (Germany) 📓 The Dummies Guide to Relationships

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• Genre: Fluff, friendship
• Word Count: 382
• Pairing: Reader x Germany
• World: Hetalia

If he lets you wear his clothing…
he likes you in his stuff.

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“Jeez, the weatherman said it wasn’t going to rain!” You scowled down at your dripping wet clothes, a small puddle of water forming beneath you on the wooden floor.

Ludwig nodded. “Ja, but the meteorologist isn’t always correct.”

“Tell me about it,” you muttered, shaking your head. “Sorry about your floor. I’ll clean it up, promise.”

“Don’t worry about it,” he smiled, handing you a fluffy white towel. “You’re my guest.”

“Thank you.” You placed the towel over your head, rubbing your hair in an attempt to dry it.

The German disappeared from the room, only to return a couple of minutes later with a pair of clothes folded over his arm. “You can wear these. I’ll wash your clothes for you.”

Keep Him (Romano) 📓 The Dummies Guide to Relationships

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• Genre: Fluff, slice of life
• Word Count: 247
• Pairing: Reader x Romano
• World: Hetalia

If he is ticklish…
he’s a keeper.

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“Oi, Lovino. What are you doing?” you asked, walking up behind the Italian as he hid behind a rather large bush. His attention had been so focused on watching his brother Feliciano and Ludwig as they trained that he hadn’t even noticed you approaching.

He cried out in surprise, nearly jumping out of his skin. When he realized it was just you, he glared at you. “Shh! I’m making sure that potato-bastard doesn’t do anything to Feliciano!”

You quirked a brow in question, standing up to get a better look at the pair but he grabbed your wrist, yanking you back down. “He’s not going to hurt your brother.”

“He will, I just know it!”

With a sigh, you scooted closer so you could wrap your arms around his waist, your thumb drawing circles against his skin. His shoulders started to shake with laughter and he bit his lip to keep quiet. You blinked before a grin tugged at your lips, your fingers drawing circles against his clothed skin. Laughter bubbled up from his throat and he quickly covered his mouth, his cheeks darkening as he used his free hand to try and push you away.

“Oh~ Is my Lovi ticklish?” Your grin rivaled that of the Cheshire cat himself as you moved closer, running your fingers up and down his sides until he couldn’t contain his laughter anymore but you didn’t let up, your laughter mingling with his until both of you were out of breath.

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Staring at Your Lips (America) 📓 The Dummies Guide to Relationships

Table of Contents

• Genre: Fluff
• Word Count: 403
• Pairing: Reader x America
• World: Hetalia

If she stares at your lips…
kiss her.

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“Y/N~” Alfred sang, glomping you as you entered his home, a bright smile on your face. “What took you so long?”

“Sorry, sorry,” you grinned sheepishly, rubbing the back of your head. “Kinda got side-tracked.”

“No biggie!” He took your hand in his, tugging you over to the sofa. “I have so much to tell you.”

“How could you possibly have so much to tell me?” you questioned, raising a brow at the male. “It’s only been a few hours since we last saw each other.”

“Just listen, I promise you won’t be disappointed!”

“Alrighty then.”

Tre Piccole Parole (Japan) In Another Life

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• Genre: Angst
• Word Count: 148 
• Pairing: Reader, Japan
• World: Hetalia

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You always wondered why you and Japan had to be enemies.

Then you remembered your older brother, America. No matter what happened, you couldn’t bring yourself to abandon your own brother for someone who didn’t even return your feelings. It just wouldn’t be right and would ultimately end with you hurting more than you already were.

In another life, maybe things would have been different. Maybe you could have been his ally. Maybe even his lover. But in this life, all you could do was watch from afar and admire all of the things you loved about him. You just hoped that you never had to face him in battle because you knew you could never harm him even though he probably didn’t share the same hesitation and would cut you down without a second thought.

Hope was all you had. And hope was a dangerous, painful thing.

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Tre Piccole Parole (Germany) Lean on Me

 Table of Contents

• Genre: Fluff
• Word Count: 289
• Pairing: Reader x Germany
• World: Hetalia 

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Germany sat in his office, head resting in his hands and blue eyes closed tightly. His head was killing him due to the excessive amount of calls he had received about Italy. Thankfully, the phone had stopped ringing after Germany saved him from England the last time. His secret? He gave him enough pasta to choke a horse – which Italy devoured before falling fast asleep.

Now that he was free to get some work done, his head was hurting too bad to do it.

He groaned when a knock echoed through the room and he hoped that, if he ignored it, the person would go away. He had no such luck.

“Germany?” you questioned when you entered the room, closing the door gently behind you.

“I’m busy, Y/N,” he grunted, trying to read the words on the paper that sat before him. His head was hurting so bad that the words were blurring together, making them ultimately unreadable for the blonde.

You smiled gently, moving to stand next to him and placing a comforting hand on his shoulder. “You should take a break and relax, Ludwig. Give your head a chance to stop hurting.”

“I have work to do,” he responded, his cheeks flushing slightly at the contact.

You chuckled, wrapping your arms around his neck and kissing his cheek. “I can do it for you if you’d like. So you can get some rest~”

“…fine.” He gave in to your touch, closing his eyes and leaning back against you. His head had already begun to ease off and he was thankful that you were there. He knew that you’d always be there and that, when he needed someone to lean on, he could always count on you.

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Tre Piccole Parole (Allied Forces) Anywhere But Here

 Table of Contents

• Genre: Crack, Friendship
• Word Count: 187
• Pairing: Reader, Allied Forces
• World: Hetalia 

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You sighed in annoyance, eye twitching as you sat next to America who was currently screaming in your ear about his favorite food. England was sitting across from you, arguing back and forth with both America and France. China was nowhere to be found while Russia was sitting on your other side, humming to himself and enjoying the three-way fight with England smack dab in the middle. Canada was sitting at the end of the table, attempting to join the argument discussion, but failing miserably; he was practically invisible.

“Hamburgers! I’m the hero here and I say we have hamburgers for dinner!” America grinned, seemingly satisfied.

“No way! We had hamburgers last night, you git!” England growled, slamming his hands on the table as he stood up.
“How is this an important use of our time?” you muttered.

Everyone ignored you aside from Russia who chuckled in amusement at your growing annoyance.

“We should have french cuisine!”

“No!” England and America chorused before berating the blonde.

Your eye twitched again. You would have given anything to be anywhere but there with those morons you called your friends.

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Tre Piccole Parole (Axis Powers) Here We Go

 Table of Contents

• Genre: Crack, Friendship 
• Word Count: 154 
• Pairing: Reader, Germany, Japan, Italy
• World: Hetalia 

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“Does everyone understand the plan?” Germany questioned, looking between his three comrades – Japan, Italy & you.

“I’ll do my best!” Italy shouted, throwing his hand into the air. Translation: I’ll wave this white flag that I taped to this stick.

“Hai!” Japan shouted softly. Translation: …

“Alright!” You grinned, throwing your hand in the air. Translation: France is gonna get his ass kicked!

“Let’s move out!” Germany shouted, turning around and heading off to take on the Allied Forces. His three comrades followed. It didn’t take long to reach their place but by the time you did, Italy was shaking like a leaf, crying and waving his little flag. Japan had a determined but stoic look on his face and Germany had an angry look.

“Here we go!” he shouted, kicking open the door.

The Axis Powers invaded the Allied Forces headquarters and somehow ended up eating dinner with them, which was served by China.

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🥊 By Your Side; China / Yao Wang (Sportember #027)

📑 Table of Contents

• Genre: Fluff, Romance, AU, Slice of Life ☁
• Word Count: 1,219 ☁
• Pairing: Reader x China ☁
• World: Axis Powers Hetalia ☁
• Prompt: Sacrifice ☁
• Sport: Boxing ☁

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Relationships don’t come without sacrifices and the more that you love someone, the more that you are willing to sacrifice just to make them happy. No one understood this more than Wang Yao. He was a man that had it all – a well-paying job, lots of friends and family, a beautiful house on the edge of town, and a cat that had been paid off already.

You were someone that was used to working your ass off but still struggling financially. You grew up in a home that survived paycheck to paycheck and this didn’t get any better when you moved out. You struggled to get a job that paid enough for you to survive while also trying to chase your dreams. If you could just keep pushing, you were sure that you could make it.

(💀) Cimmerian (America / Alfred Jones) ~ Ugly

📑 Table of Contents

• Genre: Angst, Fluff ☁
• Word Count: 1,082 ☁
• Pairing: Reader x America ☁
• World: Hetalia ☁
• Prompt: G-1 “Body Image Issues” ☁

☂ R a i n d r o p from [@karenusia​] ➧➧ “Hi, dear! Can I ask for America with the “Body Image Issues” prompt from the Bad Things Happen Bingo? It just seems like a perfect fit!”

Author’s Note: This was written for @badthingshappenbingo!

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Alfred sighed as he threw a sheet over the tall mirror sitting in the bedroom, adjusting it so that it completely covered the reflective surface. The mirror in the hallway had been taken down and shoved into the hall closet, while the mirror in the bathroom had been covered with pages from a history book, secured with clear tape.

Even after doing so, however, he still felt quite down, unable to stop thinking about his reflection. For as long as he could remember, he had always had the worry in the back of his mind that he was too heavy. The United States was listed in twelfth place on the most obese countries in the world, something France loved to shove in his face at any opportunity.

🏐 Protection; Russia / Ivan Braginski (Sportember #023)

📑 Table of Contents

• Genre: Slice of Life, AU, Fluff ☁
• Word Count: 2,355 ☁
• Pairing: Reader x Russia ☁
• World: Hetalia ☁
• Prompt: Protected ☁
• Sport: Volleyball ☁

Author’s Note: This was inspired by the movie Girls with Balls, which is a girl’s volleyball movie on Netflix that I think is worth checking out. I enjoyed it more than I expected to!

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“Sarah, I’m subbing you out for Y/N,” captain Natsuki announced, shifting her eyes from you to the older girl, who straightened her back in response.

“What?”

“We need to change up the pace so we can stop their momentum,” she explained.

“You’ve got to be kidding me,” Sarah sneered, eyes narrowed at you, making you shift awkwardly from one foot to the other. “They just joined the team, why the hell are you replacing me with them? I’m the ace, I make this team!”